Monday, April 13, 2009

my "new job"

I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm sensitive. I have sensitive skin, a sensitive stomach, a sensitive bladder- and I have always had a sensitive nose. Well, needless to say for those of you who have been pregnant, and here's a clue to those of you who have not, your sense of smell is very sensitive during pregnancy.
I have yet to find anything that truthfully eases this "malady." Air fresheners practically make it worse and most likely the "freshener" will not outlast the stink. It has been cumbersome to work closely with people, if you know what I mean. If you know any pregnant women, be nice to them and brush your teeth at every possible convenience and DO NOT wear cologne. Both of these things will help prevent the embarrassment of vomit showing up in the near future.
Well, Greg has decided that it is time to put this new trick to work. What better way to save up for the kids' college than for mom to get another job? Greg has decided to loan me out to the police station and airport to sniff out drugs. So watch out criminals! I will sniff out your cocaine, meth and any bomb making materials! Oh and by the way, tell you to go brush your teeth.

1 comment:

  1. Of course you will also sniff out dirty clothes, salsa, coffee, and garlic. But - hey - you will likely still be more effective than the TSA, so go for it! MK